To be honest, I really wasn't looking forward to covering this story.  I don't find this entertaining and this accident effected me and the way I'll ride quads for the rest of my life.

If you ride the Moon you already know that the crater is lacking good jumps.  4 of us decided to go back there with some shovels and a wheel barrel and build a double.  We brought 1 bike with us just to test it out.

We we're working on this thing for hours and some of us (not Luig) were warming up to the jump by slowly hitten it and then eventually clearing it.  We weren't so happy with the take off so we decided to make some adjustments. 

I'm shoveling and it's real fuckin hot out and out in the distance I hear the 400 roaring around that big back burm and heading towards the double.  Luig blasts it with no helmet and without even testing it.  The 400 took a nose dive slamming his head into the ground and he went limp.  His eyes were straight out of his head and were starting to collect dust.  He wasn't breathing at all.  All I could think about is how I'm going to tell his family he's dead.  I spilled a hole gallon of water all over him trying to snap him out of it.  Nothing.  Dirtt gets under his arms and leans him forward and finally Luig spits blood all over himself.  He was struggling so hard to breath and was chocking on his blood.  Dirtt went and got the T-Bird while I held Luig and cursed his ass out telling him he was a bitch if he stopped breathin.  All I could think was what breath would be his last.  Finally we get him into the car and not knowing where the nearest hospital is I B-Lined to the nearest payphone and called 911.  People were gathered around my car looking at Luig bleeding all over my front seat as If I was the one who did this to him.  Finally I hear the sirens but not before a fucken train is passen over bordentown blocking their path.  ***I never mentioned this to Luig***

I road the ambulance to the hospital and so I was the first one there.  They treated me like family being that there wasn't anyone else for the authorities and doctors to talk to.  They took him behind closed doors and I couldn't help noticing this hot ass nurse standing by the door.  So I go over by her and asked her if we could look inside.  She says, "if you want."  As soon as me and her peek in the doctor cuts off Luigs Tidy  Whities and his balls fall out. 

Luig always wheres a helmet now.  Even if he's just hangin out around us because he knows I owe his ass a whoopen after all this shit.  Maybe you should email his ass and let him know what a dummy he is.